Ishmael Money
What would get anyone's attention in today's sociey? MONEY!!! So lets make informative Ishmael money and distribute it to friends, family, at work, events, parades, and schools. Although it can't look real enough to be mistaken for money, it should look real enough to get someone's attention. One side can look like real money, and the other side can have information about Ishmael (why to read it and local group info).
Print page one of this file, enter the message in the appropriate cells, and then print page two on the back side of the paper!
Junk Mail Revenge
Tired of getting junk mail? Send the junk back! Junk mail often comes with
prepaid return postage, so let's return those credit card applications with
a message inside! You can use any of the slogans in this tools section, or simply
write READ ISHMAEL BY DANIEL QUINN throughout the application. Whatever you write, convince
them that reading Ishmael is in their best interest, as well as their co-workers'. They may throw out one or two or three, but when they get five or six, someone is going to wonder who this Daniel Quinn character is. But BE CAREFUL, just replying may obligate you in some way, so read the fine
print first.
To make it even easier for you to send back your Ishmail, Courtney Morrison of the Detroit Ishmael Leavers has contributed several stickers which you can print out and simply stick onto your mail to return. She also even put up this sign at her place of work, so that she could collect the junk mail reply cards from coworkers to spread the word even further. Courtney suggests printing these stickers out on Avery Sticker Paper Template 8163, which you can get at your local printing or office supply store.
Stats showing our culture isn't working well, then Read Ishmael
Creating a culture our children aren't dying to escape from, our anti-drug. Read Ishmael!
Hate your job, long hours, low pay. Seek real solutions. Read Ishmael!
Ishmael - Guaranteed to change your life!
Teacher seeks pupil. Read Ishmael!
One from Steve Hinchey from Norwich, Connecticut:
Alter Your Perception! Visit ReadIshmael.Com
And one from us:
Work till you're sixty then die. There must be more to life than this! Read Ishmael
Happy mailing!!
Parades
Wouldn't you love to see a thirty foot Gorilla strolling down the street?! Even if your float is simple, put SOMETHING together for the next hometown parade. It's free advertising and will turn heads merely out of curiosity. Use any tool on this site, such as flyers, pamphlets, promotional products, and banners. Have fun and reserve a spot in your next hometown parade today!
Telemarketer Revenge
"So I haven't heard from this many telemarketers in months - could
this be meant to be? Two last night, two before 9 this morning... In
fact, I'm wasting precious telemarketer time right NOW! All four
(thanx to my ex-telemarketing experience) were glad to hear my
recomendation - and all four asked how to spell Ishmael. I think
we've really got something here - share!"
Have you ever had a salesman hang up on you? We have! Once they have stated
their intentions, interrupt them and say, "You should read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn, it is
related to your company (or cause). Make sure to get your co-workers to read
it too." Or ask them, "Aren't you tired of making repetitive calls
40 hours a week for the profit of a few greedy people just so you can put food
on your table? You should read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn. Check out ReadIshmael.com. It explains why you are forced to
work a pointless job for minimal pay." Several times, the advertiser
has asked us to repeat the author's name while they wrote it down, and forgot
why they called! Other times, they eventually hung up on us - what a twist!
You can say anything, as long as the words Ishmael by Daniel Quinn are repeated and you remain
in control of the conversation. This is actually a great way to relieve
stress, improve your communication skills, improve your Ishmael convincing
abilities, and even a lot of fun. Try it next time a salesman wakes you up
at 8 am on a saturday morning, you will thank us!
Again, don't worry about whether the person hangs up and buys Ishmael immediately. You are planting a seed, and if many of us do this, odds are somebody is going to hear Ishmael by Daniel Quinn a second or third time and get real curious.